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• A Simple Self Esteem Test From martster in sieze the Carp, e-Diemboy (57 days old)

  A Simple Self Esteem Test for use in your organization. Simply wait until there are large numbers of colleagues gathered together and shout in a clear voice something deprecatory like “Oi, wan… more

• We Do what we can.......... From martster in sieze the Carp, e-Diemboy (60 days old)

  to promote the virtues Of an anarchistic outlook. In this small case its playing the Sex Pistols 'Anarchy in the UK' whilst the Head teacher is having a meet with all the prospective prefects in the L… more

• From martster in sieze the Carp, e-Diemboy (130 days old)

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• Squeezable Marmite: A retraction From martster in sieze the Carp, e-Diemboy (732 days old)

  I earlier recorded my horror and revulsion at the arrival upon our supermarket shelves of ‘Squeezable’ Marmite. I used some fairly trenchant language, but I didn’t actually use the p… more

• From the Book of wisdom, Ch 13 vs 1-9 From martster in sieze the Carp, e-Diemboy (735 days old)

  For all men were by nature foolish who were in ignorance of God, and who from the good things seen did not succeed in knowing him who is, and from studying the works did not discern the artisan; But e… more

• Curry Night From martster in sieze the Carp, e-Diemboy (735 days old)

  Went out last night for a curry with some of the staff from the Institution where I work. One of them had brought along a houseguest, Mohammed, a Muslim. Just as I do when I’m with my Mohammed I… more

• Work in progress From martster in sieze the Carp, e-Diemboy (737 days old)

  And now a few words on the bookends project.<br>Things , ideas or projects often just seem to happen! Liv and I were wandering aimlessly through town and passed the Party Shop in Church Lane an… more

• from A.E.Houseman From martster in sieze the Carp, e-Diemboy (738 days old)

  this kinda sums up the whole collapsed marriage thing for me. I quoted it to Helen when she was telling me that my days as a spouse were numbered. Into my heart an air that kills From yon far co… more

• Exciting Development From martster in sieze the Carp, e-Diemboy (738 days old)

  I just decided something. The something I decided was that although I posted a misrablist thing yonks ago about the futility of non-genius level peeps posting their thoughts on any range of subjects, … more

• Baseball Caps and courtesy From martster in sieze the Carp, e-Diemboy (738 days old)

  Time then for me to take up my fingers ant type a new entry to this, the most under-rated blog on the World Wide Web. I’ve thought long and hard about what this contribution should be and IR… more

• Bored and dissafected From martster in sieze the Carp, e-Diemboy (890 days old)

  This week I have been studying mostly how to get bored, and I have to announce that I’ve been reasonably successful. I put a lot of this down to correct career decisions, but fate has also ste… more

• A Chilling Visoin From martster in sieze the Carp, e-Diemboy (927 days old)

  In the episode Evolution of the Daleks the sole remaining Dalek, Dalek Caan initiates an emergency temporal shift to escape. The last time we witnessed a Dalek use this method of escape was in the ep… more

• Central Questions From martster in sieze the Carp, e-Diemboy (940 days old)

  So theres this idea that The Big Lebowski is a bowling movie. Sure, there’s a lot of bowling related stuff in it, and some of the more seminal lines of dialogue take place in a bowling alley Yeah, wel… more

• All Blogs are a Tad Self Regarding.......... From martster in sieze the Carp, e-Diemboy (941 days old)

  And I have been looking back over this one. Threes nothing I’m ashamed of and a few bits I’m rather pleased with but future investigators of the Mart as he existed in the early 20th Century would pro… more

• From martster in sieze the Carp, e-Diemboy (945 days old)

  In a rather feeble attempt to tap into the source of all that is great wise and wonderful and to participate in the wonders of blogology I’ve created a mailing list that means I can send important in… more

• Just a thought..... From martster in sieze the Carp, e-Diemboy (946 days old)

  Yet once more o ye laurels and once more…………… I’m forced to take up my pen, or rather put digit to keyboard to protest. And protest I must , In the strongest terms. “Whats got his goat?” I he… more

• More Bile From martster in sieze the Carp, e-Diemboy (947 days old)

  As I’ve already pointed out, my keyboard soaked with the vitriol of resentment, the online dating world doesn’t yet seem ready for anyone as sophisticated, daring and witty as myself. The seem to be a… more

• Shocking News And Worthy of inclusion From martster in sieze the Carp, e-Diemboy (949 days old)

  Shocking News, and news to boot , easily worthy of inclusion in the BookofSand. the smokers friend, the Succour to the would-be Arsonist, the tool of the Barbeque Chef and Altar-Boy alike, the Cli… more

• From martster in sieze the Carp, e-Diemboy (952 days old)

  Later…..Guardian Soulmates are just as vacuous and undefined as anywhere else and I curse myself for being a purblind fool and investing any emotional capital in this exercise. A cynic might sa… more

• A Small Tirade on Internet Dating From martster in sieze the Carp, e-Diemboy (1117 days old)

  ‘Dating for Parents’ the name and implied remit seemed to be appealing so I not only completed the ‘now tell us a bit about yourself’ part but also submitted a fiver to allow me to reply to responses.… more

• LA Blog entry From martster in sieze the Carp, e-Diemboy (1215 days old)

  I'm sitting in front of a multi screen Apple Macintosh G4 with this blog open before setting off to Las Vegas. I've collected my car, which a little dissapointingly isnt a Mustang, rather its a Chrys… more

• L.A.Confidential From martster in sieze the Carp, e-Diemboy (1217 days old)

  Sitting on the balcony of my brothers Silverlake (Los Angeles) pad in the sweltering heat i decided tyhat i should type something in my now world fAMOUS BLOG SO HERE IT IS. WELL I THOUGHT IT WAS HOT… more

• New Quiz From martster in sieze the Carp, e-Diemboy (1229 days old)

  According to the "Which Big Lebowski character are you?" quiz: Why don't you check it out? Or we cut off your Johnson! … more

• Favourite Bloke From martster in sieze the Carp, e-Diemboy (1326 days old)

  Currently my favourite bloke in Art. He, or his presence in this picture, poses many many questions which will be addressed forthcomingly and persuantly, going forward, at the end of the day.… more

• gerald manley Hopkins bemoans the lack of german sausages in the pantry From martster in sieze the Carp, e-Diemboy (1341 days old)

  No wurst, there is none.............… more

• where is what going and how is it going to get there From martster in sieze the Carp, e-Diemboy (1344 days old)

  Heisenberg: To what infernal region is the environment shot? Plank; I think I know this one. It’s shot to hell Heisenberg: Very good. One merit point. Now, in what kind of customarily wicker co… more

• A quotation From martster in sieze the Carp, e-Diemboy (1347 days old)

  A quotation from Marc Almond of Soft Cell, some times I feel ive got to dumsh dumsh get away … more

• Stupendous Harmonium.... the history From martster in sieze the Carp, e-Diemboy (1348 days old)

  Keats; Tell us about your lovely home Byron: all right then, what would you like to know? Keats: What, pray tell is the principal feature of your lovely home, interior-décor-wise? Byron: The … more

• Aaargh From martster in sieze the Carp, e-Diemboy (1352 days old)

  Keats; Computers, or at least networked computers, or at least networked computers where i work, or at least networked computers where i work whose access to the network is mediated by Ranger manage… more

• the Soverignty of Mathematics From martster in sieze the Carp, e-Diemboy (1353 days old)

  Keats; Talking about the abstract, isn’t mathematics brilliant, for it touches not upon the plane of the mortal but rather inhabits the Celestial Sphere, the Realm of Ideas, the Orb of Pure intellect… more

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